Denver real estate says Not all toilet seats are created equal

toilet seatNew home construction continues to build in conveniences Grandma never had.

There was a time when Grandma looked forward to in-door plumbing as a new and modern convenience. Fast forward conveniences today…

We now have toilet seats with Easy Close hinges. No more annoying slams of the toilet seat. No more pinched fingers.

Of course Grandma isn’t the only one who want s tranquility in the bathroom. Every woman would appreciate a toilet lid that closes quietly.

I have one for sale! In fact I have 5 of these lovely, quiet toilet lids for sale, buy them and get a stately, brand new house to go along with them. $719,000.00

3135 Soaring Eagle Lane, Castle Rock, Colorado

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